"Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk? I mean, 'yap, yap, yap, yap, yap!' 'Right to censor, Right to Censor, Right to Censor!' Well tonight, I'm going to do everyone a favor and shut your weasely little mouth!"
--Molly Holly regarding Ivory and the RTC. HARDCORE HOLLY: "What is WRONG with you? I think I've whacked you in the head one too many times." "Now that's two guys, right there, that are wanna-bes! They want to be superheavyweights, but look at them! They're oversized midgets, is all they are!"
"Yeah, Hardcore, but what about that brontosaurus following them?"
-- Hardcore Holly and Lawler as Too Cool and Rikishi come out "Hey Crash, check out that ass! He's got more dimples on that ass than a golf ball!" -- Hardcore Holly on Rikishi, seconds before Rikishi attacks HOLLY: "We're superheavyweights; we're good!" LAWLER: "Great! You're great!" "Jerry, you know what Chyna said to me when we were in the ring?"
"No, I have no idea!"
"She wishes she had a man that looks as good as me!"
"Really?"
"Oh, yeah!"
-- Hardcore Holly and Lawler, conversing during the Chyna/Crash match "What happened?" -- a woozy Crash after getting beaten up by Chyna "Bad time to be a Hollllly...!" -- Lawler as Hardcore takes a buttdrop from Rikishi "This ain't cousin Hardcore." -- J.R. as Crash's partner, Viscera, comes lumbering out "I think that's why Hardcore doesn't have much hope for Crash." -- Lawler as Crash Holly tries to go to the top rope but falls off "What happened?" -- a woozy Crash after getting beaten up by Chyna; Hardcore is cracking up |  |
"Of course, if you WERE a man, with those two hundred pound sacks of silicone hanging off your chest, I think you might meet those requirements!" -- Hardcore Holly to Chyna on being a superheavyweight
HARDCORE HOLLY: "Now, Al Snow, YOU are a complete idiot! You are the reason why Wal-Mart has pulled MY dolls off their shelves! So now, all my Hardcore Holly fans out there are gonna have the worst Christmas of their lives!" LAWLER: "This is really sad, J.R. No Hardcore Holly action figures! Kids'll be broken-hearted!" HARDCORE HOLLY: "And what's Christmas without a Hardcore Holly doll? There ain't no Christmas; ain't that right, Crash?" CRASH HOLLY: "This is making me sick..."
"That's some roadkill right there!" -- Hardcore Holly to Badd Ass Billy Gunn, indicating the beaten-up Road Dogg "Oh, cousin, that-- that didn't quite work out that well, but... it kinda worked out; I mean..." -- Crash Holly laughing at Hardcore after Jericho beat him up (Hardcore then attacks Crash) "Can you imagine Christmas in THAT household?" -- Michael Cole, referring to Crash and Hardcore Holly "Couldn't Hardcore afford a full-sized cousin?" "They say they're over four hundred pounds each, you know." "That's condensed weight." -- Lawler and J.R. on Crash Holly "...ALL of these Jerichoholics know--" "Hey, Jericho; why don't you shut up?" -- Chris Jericho and Hardcore Holly |
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